The Internship Poem

So I applied for an internship with HootSuite today. They asked me to describe myself in 150 characters or less, but being the dunce I am I misread it and wrote a 150 word limerick to accomplish that task. It was so good though, it goes up on here.

*ahem ahem*

 To describe myself in so few words

Including what makes me unique

A herculean task, please be assured

But this limerick might be a treat

A kid born in Saskatchewan

Who bounced all across the west

In June 2012 I had graduation

From Economics, the program's the best

At home my interests are varied

From jiu jitsu to games and sports

The 'Riders are my team, for hockey I bleed

I love politics and cooking and more

From deadlines to numbers

Against leglocks or pucks

I'm stoic and try to be calmer

Under pressure I give no...erm...ducks?

My bosses and coaches all will tell you

No matter what he'll get it done

He sees everything through

You can't teach this kind of dedication

[NAME REDACTED]'s my name

Though flawed I may be

Commitment's my game

HootSuite, call me, maybe?

Actually, upon reflection I don't think that it is technically a limerick. But whatev, still pretty neat though, right?